stilezs:

this is so real

supermegagardevoir:

THUNDERSTORMS ARE PERFECT OPPORTUNITIES TO CUDDLE.
WHAT IF THE POWER GOES OUT.
LETS MAKE A FORT.
DID LIGHTNING JUST SHOOT THROUGH OUR WINDOW?
IDK.
LETS MAKE OUT.

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

danielodowd:

Benjamin Heath

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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theambootyreigns:

Can y’all chill please??.. for one week at least goddamn

deadtrash:

"thats not very lady-like of you"

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ruinedchildhood:

I wish I wish

With all my heart

TO FUCKING PASS MY CLASSES AND FINALS

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brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

highalia:

you said I was gonna be a mermaid

o-penletter:

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

Holy shit the amount of accuracy is too damn high

glossery:

chromozoned once again

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: measurers)

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